tacodwell:

I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping

(Source: cashcutie, via userbar)

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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(Source: tiorickyaoi, via mullingayr)

averagebare:

Fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” Date girls who are supernaturally pretty. Date a hot-ass ghost. Date a fucking alien. 

(Source: slayboybunny, via shippingxxlarry)

astrongerdose:

do you ever just hear a certain lyric and your throat feels like it’s closing up bc it hits you that hard

(via shippingxxlarry)

    me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
    me the second i get home: nah